Ah, the Marjorie Coleman. A classy, classy drink, just like the lady she's named after.

Legend has it that a good friend once showed Marjorie how to make this golden nectar, but didn't have a name for it. The next morning, she had no recollection of what had happened the night before. All she knew for sure was that she'd been in the company of a fine glass of booze.

Years later, Marjorie introduced the same drink to new friends. Those friends were so taken by the smooth, sophisticated flavor that they swore to carry on drinking it in her good name.

The Marjorie Coleman was born.

So spread the wealth, dear friends, and spread the word. Make a Marjorie Coleman at your next classy gathering. Just make sure you carry her name on your lips as the night slips slowly and painlessly by. And if you know the proper title of this sultry concoction, keep it to yourself- we sure as hell don't want to know about it.

The Marjorie Coleman. God damn that's classy.