DCUP

Group and Seeding: Group B (Friend Division), number 1 seed

Description: Sewn together from the non-functioning limbs and luggage of the greatest improvisors and statisticians the world has never known. Some assembly still required.

Cast: Todd Etter, Claire Lambert, Jack Reda

Location: Mostly Virginia

Affiliation: District of Columbia Unscripted Players

Fighting Style: Lazy

Finishing Move: The Amazing Erase

Inspiration: Red Meat