HAZMATs

Group and Seeding: Group B (Friend Division), number 2 seed

Description: Digging up toxic people, places and things in your life. For your own good. Like it or not. We're here to help.

Cast: Marquis, Dereks Thomas, Ed Zareh

Location: Dumps, landfills, and secret radioactive wasteland near you.

Affiliation: Federally appointed quasi-governmental corporation autonomously operating through The Washington Improv Theater.

Fighting Style: Dirty Street Fighting

Finishing Move: The Poison Apple Jack

Inspiration: Dick Cheney, the last person who broke your heart, and toxic sludge.