LSATURNALIA

Group and Seeding: Group B (Friend Division), number 6 seed

Description: Esoteric, abstruse, recondite. All of these are words. Your honor, by the time this trial is finished, we will have proven beyond the shadow of a reasonable doubt that none of the members of the word class that we represent are responsible for any broken bones suffered by the plaintiff.

Cast: Lyle Elder, Brian Levy, Doug Miller

Location: District of Columbia Circuit Court of Appeals

Affiliation: ComedySportz DC

Fighting Style: Legalistic

Finishing Move: The Summary Dismissal

Inspiration: Blackstone