(9) Cheat to Win Whatever it takes

Cheaters never prosper? Tell that to Mark McGuire, former Boeing CEO Harry Stonecipher and scores of US Presidents.

(7) Kinetic Wellness Our improv will move you

Kinetic Wellness specializes in physical initiations to jumpstart our improv.

(8) Loki 1 + 2 = Loki

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

(4) On Your Face Who you will become is written on your face

The year was 1997. Clinton was President, the domain "Google" was registered, Princess Diana died, and South Park premiered on Comedy Central. Meet the class of 1997.

(3) Shock and Awesome: Operation Fun n' Freedom Mission Super-Accomplished!!!

Hooray for America! Shock and Awesome: Operation Freedom 'n' Fun is brought to you by the USO at 2130 hours in the mess hall.

(1) Superbest Game On

You know that moment when you realize you're in love? Your eyes meet, and time stands still as your soul stretches outward in yearning just to touch theirs? While that's happening, Superbest takes you out with a rocket launcher. BOOYAH! POWNED, NEWB!

(5) TBD Do NOT try to make this awkward situation amicable

Completely Treacherous Fellows.

(6) The Trilogy The original 3 men and a baby. Except without a baby.

The Trilogy is to improv what the Beatles are to rock and roll. What the Greeks are to empire. What Jack Nicholson is to acting. That is, has-beens who are well past their prime and should not be allowed on the stage.

(2) Werewolf McButterbone Hugs Fighting, Fights Hugging

Werewolf McButterbone eats ham sandwhiches, builds castles and was the first professional hockey player in 1873. Do you need a hug?